January 2010
3 posts
Pork rinds
I’ve been in a weird mood all week. My profile pic is a dead, stuffed raccoon holding a bag of pork rinds. I think that says it all. I hate pork rinds.
Jan 27th
Breaking and Entering
The door knob lock is broken on the front door. The key will not open the lock. So I got to break into my house at dusk, in high heels on a ladder with much grunting… tumbling head first onto an open toilet and having to fish a hairbrush out of the (thankfully) flushed bowl. Luckily, I lost three pounds …last week, other…wise, my ass wouldn’t have fit through the very tiny...
Jan 26th
Jan 22nd