The door knob lock is broken on the front door. The key will not open the
lock. So I got to break into my house at dusk, in high heels on a
ladder with much grunting… tumbling head first onto an open toilet
and having to fish a hairbrush out of the (thankfully) flushed bowl.
Luckily, I lost three pounds …last week, other…wise, my ass wouldn’t have fit through the very tiny c. 1962 bathroom window. So, I celebrate life’s little successes. Smaller Ass made me save an $80 locksmith call. Yay me.    :/